Hummer 2.0 – The Ultimate BJ Machine
$399.95
With a mind blowing top speed of 180 RPMs and 180 suction impulses per minute – this hands free, sucking, stroking, BJ machine will leave you breathless and quite possibly speechless.
Operating the 9 gears isn’t for the faint of heart. 1st gear gets you into 6 different speeds that allows you to take full control – from slow to go. Call it stamina training for those intercourse moments. 1st gear will help you increase your sexual stamina, enhance performance and intensify those orgasms. 2nd thru 9th gear is simulation time and all about oral action. 8 fully-automatic suction modes with 4 min sessions and unpredictable patterns will give you a completely random, realistic BJ every single time. And it doesn’t stop there – you like the mode, dial in the speed you crave. Don’t even get me started about the 6.5 inch deep textured sleeve – it vibrates on its own with a press of a button. Call it a little something extra from us to you – a detachable vibrating stroker. Use it with or without the BJ machine. Now it’s time leave the past behind and get down with your bad self!
PRODUCT FEATURES
- 180 suction impulses per minute
- Mind blowing top speed 180 RPMs
- Manual mode with 6 speed levels
- 8 fully-automatic suction modes with 4 min sessions and unpredictable patterns
- 5” deep textured sleeve with 10 vibration modes
- Deep stimulation for stamina training
- Use sleeve with or without BJ machine – detachable vibrating stroker
- Sleek remote control
- Easy cleaning
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
Length of sleeve: 20.6 cm
Sleeve insertable length: 15.4
Diameter of sleeve: 2.6cm
Main unit: 21cm x 8.1cm x 13cm
Mr Good Times –
This machine works. Make sure you have some quiet time and use lots of lube. I use the Adam & Eve lube, and I add a little water to make it last a little longer (20% water to lube ratio). It takes a few mins to setup but once you learn that the clear stoker comes out of the window in the sleeve, it gets easier to clean. Cleaning the inside is a chore, I had to buy a special sponge for cleaning glasses to use with mine. you can’t turn it inside out and wash it normally. So cleanup takes longer than the setup.
My first time with it I was excited and didn’t prep very well, I was semi hard and I was a little worried about the noise. So I would have given it a 4 on 1-10. I tried it again a couple days later and I was better prepared and It was much better. I would give it a 8/10. The clear stoker is pretty thick and the passage is a little tight for me. Afterwards I had little red “teeth” marks because the fit was so tight. The remote is more of a gimmick because you end up with the base unit near you anyhow due to hose length and trying to keep it uncoiled.
The “modes” only last for a handful of minuets and out of the 6 I really liked number 4. In the end I just went to default setting at the highest speed to get done. The vibration part on mine came defective, I’m waiting for a new one, but other reviews say it’s a beast for vibration. When I get it I’ll edit my review here if I can (or make a new post.)
The price is a bit much, I’d like a second stoker with this unit that had ridges instead of teeth, and make it a little bigger.
Michael –
Highly recommended! Has quickly become my favorite. Pulls awesomely on the foreskin when you stroke at just the right rhythm so that an upstroke cycle is at the same time as a machine suction cycle. Also great when used hands free.
My recommendations for improvement:
1.) Add some sort of micro adjustment to the blow/suck amounts in order to maintain good suction …it currently tends to ‘blow’ very slightly more than ‘suck’, requiring periodic need to purge air at the tip.
2.) I don’t keep the sleeve cover on….it makes it difficult to reinsert the air tube after purging excess air at the tip, and the vibrator bullet is a bit loud. I actually prefer it without the sleeve cover on. I’d much rather have another sleeve(s) with different textures (my vote would be for a texture of deep circular folds to pierce through)
Certified Freak –
I’ve paid $500 for a Vegas BJ that was not this good. It’s insulting to even compare this apparatus to a BJ. This will cause you to give up pussy. Be thankful Vedo did not price this higher.